Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Blankets could be used to represent the warmth and comfort of Libertarian ideals. And the world would be a better place, if most politicians…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to conceal. That’s why I recommend the current cast of political bedfellows running this country use one to make…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an American flag. It could keep the world warm with its patronizing patriotism and imperialism. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for political transparency. After all, what’s more see-through than a brick wall?
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stop terrorism. Unless that terrorist has a small knife, or really sharp teeth, and is able to chew…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to wipe away my tears. But it’d better be a blanket the size of America, because I’ve been crying…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to suppress the will of the people. Every politician needs to keep this in mind when trying to retain…

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket might make the ideal politician, because they’re warm, comforting, soft, and easily corruptible.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as an inherently destructive force, if you can just get past the brick stage.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to eradicate the radical element that’s so pervasive and perverse in our society today. I’m talking about people sleeping…

— Jarod Kintz