Honest Opinion Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a scapegoat. But I’d rather use real goats, because they make better cheese.
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— Jarod Kintz

gods are children's blankets that get carried over into adulthood.

— James Randi

“A blanket could be used as a warm topping on a hamburger, sort of like processed cheese, only tastier and healthier.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to stimulate the topographical terrain of a mountainous region. Kind of makes you feel like God, if you think…

— Jarod Kintz

“I can't think, if people want gods, why not the Greek ones; they were so useful in emergencies, and such enterprising and entertaining companions.…

— Rose Macaulay

“A blanket could be used to reaffirm your faith in God, though I’d suggest using something a little firmer, like a brick.
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— Jarod Kintz

“So while gods and goddesses are mysteriously dying for reasons the council can’t possibly be sure of, you’re going to listen to Zeus for…

— Aimee Carter

“A blanket could be used to warm the hearts of all the nonbelievers. We are all nonbelievers, because nobody believes in everything.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to not only make promises, but fulfill them too. They're so soft and warm, how could they not be…

— Jarod Kintz

“Remind me again-why do you hate me so much?" I don't hate you." Could've fooled me." She folded her cap of invisibility. "Look...we're just…

— Rick Riordan

“It really made me wish I was Roman or Greek, you know? A classical Greek god would have killed his lying, cheating father and…

— Sherman Alexie

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz