Quote by Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to confuse and disorient. Think of it not as a bed adornment, but as a really big blindfold. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to reveal hidden mysteries. Quick, get naked and get under, and I will illuminate the night.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to create another way. There is no other way but to make another way. We simply must!
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to what the hell your way out of your neighbor’s bedroom.”

— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to fill in the blank.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to lure politicians to your side of an issue. Which is your side? Easy—the side I’m not sleeping on.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to wrap up a case.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to settle disputes. Hold my penis while I demonstrate how it would work. 
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used for anti-population-control purposes. Get naked and get under the blanket and I’ll show you how it works.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be used to spread the love around. Tuck it in at the edges, so nobody can hog all the amor.
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— Jarod Kintz

“A blanket could be twirled in the air, like a new idea in your mind, and then either discarded or folded up like a…

— Jarod Kintz