Humor Quote by Jacqueline Onassis Download Open image ““Everything from Colette to Kerouac.”” — Jacqueline Onassis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Inspirational
“(Cabbages were a Kel idiosyncrasy. They were adamant about their spiced cabbage pickles.) Appearance-wise” — Yoon Ha Lee Copy Share Image
“There was a salad, with dressing in a separate container, some mashed potato, chicken legs, and the garlic bread.” — Anyta Sunday Copy Share Image
“No, you're not like me. You're better. A better person, a better goddamn everything. Now, eat your breakfast. And if you open your mouth… — Rob Thurman Copy Share Image
“Somewhere in the background of magnificence lurks the kitchen staff. But a magnificent person only forgets about his origins, never his brunch.” — Bauvard Copy Share Image
“Baby, I’ll eat Brussels sprouts for you.” She chuckled. “That’s true love, right there.” — Staci Hart Copy Share Image
“She grew broccoli, and I grew dentures. We were perfect for each other. Our love disappeared into each other like a box of toothpicks.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Then the burger…and the mozzarella sticks. Maybe the Mediterranean flatbread too.” — Teagan Hunter Copy Share Image
“Eat broccoli. And cauliflower, cabbage, and other stuff that looks like it came out of a mini Tolkien forest.” — Steve Edwards Copy Share Image
“Love is a tomato. And while it's true that I can live without a tomato, I could sure go for some ketchup.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“You have the ability to call things into being and put a course of sprouts on your activities.” — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“If you bungle raising your children, I don't think whatever else you do well matters very much." — Jacqueline Bouvier Kennedy Onassis” — jacqueline Onassis Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
