Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Insult Midas Turns
My muffler's loud, dual. Thrush tubes I crank the music, the tone gets real good. — Alan Jackson Copy Share Image
The Roman form of serenade is to race a motorcycle motor under the girl's window, but mufflers are not common in any situation; the… — Eleanor Clark Copy Share Image
One's whole being vibrates like strings brushed by an invisible wind. — Peter Russell Copy Share Image
Touch is a freaky thing when you're not used to it. It makes you feel all kinds of things. — Neal Shusterman Copy Share Image
I can't describe my sound. That's something I don't ever think about and I kinda don't want to think about it. — Tierra Whack Copy Share Image
Nothing ever sounds quite the way it does when you're standing right in the middle of it. — Michael Davis Copy Share Image
Touch is a reciprocal action, a gesture of exchange with the world. To make an impression is also to receive one, and the soles… — Robert Macfarlane Copy Share Image
From left to right shaking like thunder. From right to left taking you unde.r — Reel 2 Real Copy Share Image
Perhaps that's what I feel, an outside and an inside and me in the middle, perhaps that's what I am, the thing that divides… — Samuel Beckett Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
