Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “My room is so small, the mice are hunchbacked.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Hotel Humor Mice Rooms
I had a mouse in my apartment and I couldn't sleep for two nights. I hate mice. They move so fast. — Matt Czuchry Copy Share Image
Once I found a mouse under my bed in an apartment in Paris. I am terrified of mice! I couldn't sleep for days. — Maud Welzen Copy Share Image
When you get a cat to catch the mice in your kitchen, you can't expect it to ignore the rats in the cellar. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate rodents. I mean, the House of Commons is completely infested. I will stand on a chair if I see one of the… — Liz Truss Copy Share Image
My mom thinks theres A mouse in the house beacuse food is always missing , Nigga that mouse is ME !-.- — Jarin Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
