Broke Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “The room is so small, when I put the key in, I broke the window!” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Broke Funny Hotel Humor Keys Rooms Window
“There is another door within the door: The key hole is the private door of the key! Sometimes, to open the big doors, we… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
I know it's not your fault, but I'm a locked door And inside I'm a mess by someone before And I wish that I,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Is it possible to get another key? I think I've left mine in the room. — Winston Churchill Copy Share Image
“I'll be here when you return." "I fixed my door. You'll need a key." "I'll take good care of it." "What if I won't… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
I make the doors open for anyone,so just don't try to jump by my windows — Adil Baba Aka Black Son Copy Share Image
For someone who doesn't have the key, the door becomes a wall; for someone who has the key, there is no door! — Mehmet Murat Ildan Copy Share Image
Don't waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window- or break down a door. — Brooke Shields Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I rap when I'm rich. I rap when I'm broke. I rap when I'm bullshit in the street. I rap about only having one… — Killer Mike Copy Share Image
At least I'm not a celebrity and if I was, the whole world would have known that I broke up with my girlfriend last… — Simphiwe Scientist Dumi Copy Share Image
Nothing is really broke, so it's not like I can fix it. I just have to keep trying to find what I'm looking for. — Sarah Addison Allen Copy Share Image
You're the one who broke my heart you're the reason my world fell apart you're the one who made me cry and I'm still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My mother loved my father. From my view, she let him get away with too much. It broke my heart to see him in… — John Edgar Wideman Copy Share Image
I broke up with my first girlfriend because I was out of love. I was crushing so hard on her for a whole year,… — Christine and the Queens Copy Share Image
You have to be nicer to me," I said. Again he laughed. "What? I'm the King of nice. What are you talking about?" "You… — Lauren Myracle Copy Share Image
If you sleep now tomorrow you will be broke, Work hard now and sleep later — G-Fwea D Copy Share Image
IMAGINE if Facebook, Twitter, and msn all broke at the same time. We might have to actually get lives. — Brown Ladyy Copy Share Image
Well I think they broke the mould when they made me and being humble is one of my great assets. — Larry Hagman Copy Share Image
By disgracing and degrading the presidency of the United States, by fleeing the White House like a diseased cur, Richard Nixon broke the heart… — Hunter S. Thompson Copy Share Image
