Funny Quote by Henny Youngman Download Open image “His motto is "Love Thy Neighbor". His neighbor is an 18 year old hooker.” — Henny Youngman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor Introduction Love Love thy neighbor Motto Neighbor Years
“When you love your neighbor, you won’t have problems with embracing them” — Sunday Adelaja Copy Share Image
Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. — Confucius Copy Share Image
If it is a virtue to love my neighbor as a human being, it must be a virtue - and not a vice -… — Erich Fromm Copy Share Image
“Love thy neighbor as thyself. Unless he calls you names. Then do not love him, run in the opposite direction and throw a gerbil… — Coco J. Ginger Copy Share Image
To do any less than to make Him known is to fail to really love our neighbors. — Nancy Leigh DeMoss Copy Share Image
Don't be limited in your views with regard to your neighbor's virtue...You must enlarge your soul towards each other. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is no greater love than that a man lays down his life for his neighbor. When you hear someone complaining and you struggle… — Poemen Copy Share Image
“That's loving our neighbor better than ourselves, and I like it.” — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
“Love your neighbor... and in doing so, do it as you love yourself! Take up the loads that will cause your neighbor a neck… — Israelmore Ayivor Copy Share Image
Someone who loves a neighbor allows him to be as he is, as he was, and as he will be. — Michel Quoist Copy Share Image
A man goes to a psychiatrist. "Nobody listens to me!" The doctor says, "Next!" — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My other brother-in-law died. He was a karate expert, then joined the army. The first time he saluted, he killed himself. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I'll never forget my first words in the theatre. "Peanuts. Popcorn." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
A car hit a Jewish man. The paramedic says, "Are you comfortable?" The man says, "I make a good living." — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My brother then bought 1000 Japanese cameras. They all go, "Crick". — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... You know what I did before I married? Anything I… — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
My wife is a light eater. As soon as it's light, she starts to eat. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport. — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
