Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I carry a Knife everywhere I go. You never know when you might want to cut a cake.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife… as if I’m lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. That’s… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Did I tell you I finally found the perfect page-cutter? It's a pearl-handled fruit knife. My mother left me a dozen of them, I… — Helene Hanff Copy Share Image
“I sit at the little table, eating creamed corn with a fork. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
“You underestimate how deeply you cut when your intentions carry no knives.” — Penny Reid Copy Share Image
I find pieces of myself everywhere, and I cut myself handling them. — Jeanette Winterson Copy Share Image
The rule in carving holds good as to criticism; never cut with a knife what you can cut with a spoon. — Charles Buxton Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
