Joke Quote by Myself Download Open image “I carry a knife, but it's just in case of cake.” — Myself ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Joke Reality
I carry a Knife everywhere I go. You never know when you might want to cut a cake. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife… as if I’m lacking manual skills or teeth. I have both, however. That’s… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I usually carry my wallet, phone, Chapstick, and a snack at all times. — Kendrick Sampson Copy Share Image
Knives are like credit cards; don't leave home without 'em and always carry several — Richard Marcinko Copy Share Image
I carry a knife now because I read in a white magazine that all black people carry knives. So I rushed out and bought… — Redd Foxx Copy Share Image
I have a gift for enraging people, but if I ever bore you it will be with a knife. — Louise Brooks Copy Share Image
I always carry a pocketknife in my pocket for opening boxes, cutting a string, or whatever little thing comes up. — Brad Leone Copy Share Image
“I sit at the little table, eating creamed corn with a fork. I have a fork and a spoon, but never a knife. When… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
Carrying a knife has come from my fear of what someone might do to me. So I'll do something to them first. All you… — Jermaine Jenas Copy Share Image
Tryna hide this pain with these pain killers, she said the storms only will last a little while but shit it got me feeling… — Myself Copy Share Image
In life, something from everything will leave a mark on your heart. It might be happiness, lamentations, or both. Memories will make you the… — Myself Copy Share Image
Christian Longo makes deadbeat dads look good. He is on deathrow for killing his three children and then fleeing to Mexico. — Myself Copy Share Image
A penis has a sad life: His hair's a mess, his family is nuts, his neighbor's an asshole, his bestfriend's a pussy, & his… — Myself Copy Share Image
Never judge somebody before judgein urself in d mirror. Not everybody is perfect — Myself Copy Share Image
You broke my heart by telling everybody I am the reason for your broken heart. it is just a shit. — Myself Copy Share Image
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened and you made it thru — Myself Copy Share Image
Nobody calls me a racist when I do redneck jokes. Jeff Foxworthy can do as many 'You might be a redneck jokes' as he… — Carlos Mencia Copy Share Image
I don't do plays without jokes anymore. I've retired from those plays. I think it's bad manners to invite people to sit in the… — Bill Nighy Copy Share Image
We're all basically decent human beings so if 3,000 people are laughing at a joke then it's worth telling. — Lee Mack Copy Share Image
I don't like it when I see a racist comedian go up and say, 'What are we gonna do about all these immigrants?' and… — Ricky Gervais Copy Share Image
Westminster is no joke. I took some tough classes there. It prepared me for a tough career. — Brooke Baldwin Copy Share Image
If there's something tender going on like that, I can't make up a joke and put it on Twitter. — Lucy Beaumont Copy Share Image
There were guys in 'The State' who would take one script and rewrite it and rewrite it and rewrite it and fight for it… — Robert Ben Garant Copy Share Image
I remember I would always joke among my friends about a remake of 'Point Break'. I would say, 'You know what? Whenever there's a… — Edgar Ramirez Copy Share Image
“Once I knew what I was doing I was there and with it; I had the total knowing. I Googled God and orgasmed At… — Initially NO Copy Share Image
I sometimes say things for a joke, and they are picked up the wrong way. — Brenda Fricker Copy Share Image
I always joke and say I want to invent a comfortable stiletto and then retire. — Sara Blakely Copy Share Image
