Autograph Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Don Ho can sign autographs 3.4 times faster than Efrem Zimbalist Jr.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Autograph Autographs Autographs Times Faster Ho Sign People Sign Autographs Stupid Stupid people Time
I love being able to sign autographs when I get that extra free time after a round just to be able to give back… — Rickie Fowler Copy Share Image
I never wanted to take autographs, always wanted to give them. To do this, you have to achieve something. — Kapil Dev Copy Share Image
If I had the hand strength to sign autographs for everybody in Kansas City, I would... but its just impossible to get to everyone. — Dante Hall Copy Share Image
Well, you know, it's fun to sign autographs still for me. I don't sign that many. — Sam Rockwell Copy Share Image
I never get tired of signing autographs 'cause I used to do it so much in class dreaming about the day that it might… — Taylor Swift Copy Share Image
You know, I don't turn down autographs. I try to sign as many autographs as I can. — E-40 Copy Share Image
I don't ever want to be that guy who gets too big to take time to sign an autograph or take a picture, because… — Matt Hardy Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I've been so lucky with the people I've worked with, but I'm such a fan girl. When I moved to London at 16, I… — Sheridan Smith Copy Share Image
It almost hurts me to walk down a road and have people grab my hand and ask for my autograph and not sit and… — Terry Fox Copy Share Image
Autographs and pictures do get a little old, but I don't mind if the people want it. — Dominique Moceanu Copy Share Image
Every job is a self portrait of a person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Doing autograph sessions all day is not what I signed up for. But that’s just all part of not being famous.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Why did Autograph Magazine list me as one of the worst autograph signers? Oh, I don't know. It's probably because I punched some 8-year-old… — Will Ferrell Copy Share Image
I usually don't mind giving autographs, but when hundreds of folks with paper and pen start coming at you, it's time to seek shelter. — Mary Lou Retton Copy Share Image
The day after Emily and I appeared on television together in 'New Tricks' for the first time, someone approached us when we were out… — Amanda Redman Copy Share Image
I have been sought out by a number of people who would have felt uncomfortable coming to a large public meditation. They don't want… — Frederick Lenz Copy Share Image
Hey, over here! Have your picture taken with a reclusive author! Today only, we'll throw in a free autograph! But wait, there's more! — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
