Alcohol Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Alcohol Bed Beer Drink Enough Ifs Turns
Most nights, someone ends up in our bed. The kids do knock before entering. We've at least got that part down because mommy and… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
When you invite the whole world to your party, inevitably someone pees in the beer. — Xeni Jardin Copy Share Image
If I only drink beer, nothing stronger, then by the end of the night I can generally recognize myself as a reasonable human being,… — Robert Black Copy Share Image
I don't sleep well when I'm traveling, so there's nothing I like more than getting in my own bed. — Kaia Gerber Copy Share Image
You want to come home to a nice firm bed with the corners tucked in so you start over, like each night is like… — Gabrielle Union Copy Share Image
I don’t intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
Stronger than alcohol, vaster than poetry, Ferment the freckled red bitterness of love! — Arthur Rimbaud Copy Share Image
And, when night Darkens the streets, then wander forth the sons Of Belial, flown with insolence and wine. — John Milton Copy Share Image
[As in the case of] alcohol prohibition, illegality has driven organized crime, sent countless people to jail, and killed many thousands. Repression does not… — Sam Branson Copy Share Image
You can get a new phone or new trainers (sneakers) but you've only got one body so you have to look after it. I… — Tyson Beckford Copy Share Image
Alcohol doesn't console, it doesn't fill up anyone's psychological gaps, all it replaces is the lack of God. It doesn't comfort man. On the… — Marguerite Duras Copy Share Image
In 1969, I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life. — George Best Copy Share Image
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house unless they have a well-stocked bar. — W. C. Fields Copy Share Image
Blunt force didn't knock out the drug epidemic. 21 million Americans are addicted to drugs or alcohol. And half of all federal inmates are… — Michael Botticelli Copy Share Image
I go to parties sometimes until four, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door. — Joe Walsh Copy Share Image
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