Alcohol Quote by Jack Handey

Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the…

— Jack Handey

I don't drink to f%} my liver, I drink to forget that once upon a time I was a lover

— Tushar Thakur

Beer is God's way of telling us that he loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.

— Benjamin Franklin

Beer is proof that God wants us to be happy

— Benjamin Franklin

Note to self-give serious thought to becoming an alcoholic.

— Jill Shalvis

Beer and other forms of alcohol will do you no good. Their use will be expensive, will dull your conscience, and could lead to…

— Gordon B. Hinckley

The first few glasses of beer were a revelation; they flushed my veins with happiness; they washed away all cares and shyness and worries.…

— George Mackay Brown

Beer may cause you to digress - and lead a happier life.

— Michael Jackson

Beer, of course, is actually a depressant, but poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.

— Kurt Vonnegut

It's a good idea to prioritize your life and not making drinking the top priority. I think there are aspects of it that definitely…

— Madeline Zima