Beer Quote by Anonymous Download Open image “Now son, you don’t want to drink beer. That’s for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.” — Anonymous ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Beer Daddy Drink Fake Kids Son Want
No son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies, and kid's with fake ID's. — Homer Simpson Copy Share Image
I want to throw a party with fake alcohol to see how many retards act wasted . . . — Author Name Copy Share Image
When I was seventeen I drank some very good beer I drank some very good beer I purchased With a fake ID My name… — Homer Copy Share Image
... you are legally allowed to drink kid, so we figured the best thing for you is a car. — Cole Hauser Copy Share Image
I haven't had a drink in thirteen years, but occasionally I'm tempted to have one beer. The problem is that if I have that… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
I'm not even old enough to drink a fucking beer, I'm tispy off this soda pop. — Tyler The Creator Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Sundays, that's my pig out day and I do the pizza and the beer. — Victoria Silvstedt Copy Share Image
“Nevertheless, four years later, at the end of August 2004, a Zogby poll discovered the critical fact that 57 percent of the undecided voters… — Charles P. Pierce Copy Share Image
You're getting into some kind of shape, cop." Aw, come on, now." Butch grinned. "Don't let that shower we took go to your head."… — J.R. Ward Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
I'm Catholic and I can't commit suicide, but I plan to drink myself to death. — Jack Kerouac Copy Share Image
I never was a crazy liquor drinker, and I don't like beer that much - though I keep the brews at home because my… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
I'm 12 years sober, so I don't have beer! When I used to drink I really liked Bass Ale! — Kristin Davis Copy Share Image
I can get along great with the Hispanics. In fact, I sure would like to meet them, even the politicians, maybe in the back… — Joe Arpaio Copy Share Image
I was never able to have three of four beers. One's too many, and ten just ain't enough. Basically it's the way I've been… — John Daly Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
There's nothing better than having a bottle of beer in your hand in the waves. — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
Good films are not made by accident, nor is good photography. You can have good things happen, on occasion, by accident that can be… — Gordon Willis Copy Share Image
