Fewer Quote by Demetri Martin

I used to do much shorter jokes a lot more.

— Tom Segura

Sometimes the smallest of words can make a huge difference.

— Aqeb Fardeen

In humor, almost always, less is more.

— Ken Weber

I think things evolve into jokes. I don't generally write them down as jokes. I talk them out.

— Marc Maron

Short words are best and the old words when short are best of all.

— Winston Churchill

Artistically, I find jokes really satisfying aesthetically, because there's something great about getting an idea down to a sentence or two.

— Demetri Martin

I go through the text making sure I haven't used any big words. If I find any fancy adjectives have crept in, I replace…

— Martin Millar

The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.

— Orlando Aloysius Battista

I like my jokes to be built on a foundation of ideas, or at least smart observations.

— George Carlin

I prefer sayings over jokes.

— Robert Ballard

I like smart jokes, I like dumb jokes, and I like dumb jokes done smartly.

— Mike Myers

The short words are best, and the old words, when short, are the best of all.

— Winston Churchill