Martin Millar

Disorder makes me feel at ease if I'm alone, embarrassed if I'm not.

— Martin Millar

I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for…

— Martin Millar

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to…

— Martin Millar

“I will find you another long-forgotten Queen Mab poem in no time. Depend on it. I refuse to let Cody or anyone…

— Martin Millar

I never sleep before 4 A.M. and usually play 'Sonic the Hedgehog' computer games before bed. I like Sonic - he reminds…

— Martin Millar

Through sites like MySpace, people coalesce into interest groups, and this gives me the opportunity to do vast mailshots to people who…

— Martin Millar

I prefer the night to the day and always stay up very late. Darkness is more peaceful, and I don't like sunshine…

— Martin Millar

I spend a lot of time in my bed. It's a good comfy one with a tartan bedspread. It's the only place…

— Martin Millar

When I wrote 'The Good Fairies of New York,' I wasn't really imagining that there were fairies. Not in the way that…

— Martin Millar

If you turned into a wolf, there's no reason why you'd become evil and start eating people, is there? You'd just be…

— Martin Millar

I go through the text making sure I haven't used any big words. If I find any fancy adjectives have crept in,…

— Martin Millar

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.

— Martin Millar

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.

— Martin Millar