Communication Quote by Orlando Aloysius Battista Download Open image “The shortest distance between two jokes makes a perfect speech.” — Orlando Aloysius Battista ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Communication Distance Jokes Perfect Speech Two
“ Laughter is the shortest distance between two people. -Victor Borge ” — Jack Canfield Copy Share Image
“One more optional piece of advice: If you ever have to give a speech, start with a joke, if you know one.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
“How do jokes work? The beginning of each good one challenges you to think.” — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
I don't know how to write jokes from the point of view of a six-foot-two guy. So, I'll always talk about it, but I… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It's interesting to have the awkward moments play out, and the real human interactions. The more you cut that down, you lose the joke,… — Nicholas Stoller Copy Share Image
The fellow who says he'll meet you halfway usually thinks he's standing on the dividing line. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
There are times when silence is the best way to yell at the top of your voice. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Man can learn a lot from fishing - when the fish are biting no problem in the world is big enough to be remembered. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Placing the blame is a bad habit, but taking the blame is a sure builder of character — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they usually do a good pruning job. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
One good thing about punctuality is that it's a sure way to help you enjoy a few minutes of privacy. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
A dog is one of the remaining reasons why some people can be persuaded to go for a walk. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Initiative is to success what a lighted match is to a candle. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Knowledge is power, especially when it is hitched to a workhorse. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Before most people start boasting about their family tree, they already have done a good pruning job. — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
An atheist is a man who looks through a telescope and tries to explain what he can't see… — Orlando Aloysius Battista Copy Share Image
Some people still believe you should just fall in line with what's going on - and that's scary. It makes a mockery of freedom… — Emily Robison Copy Share Image
The problem posed by indirect speech acts is the problem of how it is possible for the speaker to say one thing and mean… — John Searle Copy Share Image
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
A poet is wounded into speech, and he examines these wounds, meticulously, to discover how to heal them. The bad poet harangues at the… — Samuel R. Delany Copy Share Image
“To engage in dialogue is to serve others via whatever is real inside you; to engage in debate is to ultimately serve the illusions… — Oli Anderson Copy Share Image
What it comes down to for me is this: Will the technologies of communication in our culture, serve to enlighten us and help us… — Roger Waters Copy Share Image
In dialogue, there is opposition, yes, but no head-on collision. Smashing heads does not open minds. — Deborah Tannen Copy Share Image
A dialogue is very important. It is a form of communication in which question and answer continue till a question is left without an… — Jiddu Krishnamurti Copy Share Image
I get afraid of the dark if I'm in a great deal of dark, and I have to move around inside of that fear...… — Emil Ferris Copy Share Image
I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and… — Helen Reddy Copy Share Image
Life as we know it is fundamentally unsatisfying. I think most folks feel this to be true. They know that a life of aimless… — Michael Yates Copy Share Image
