Napkins Quote by Demetri Martin Download Open image “I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin.” — Demetri Martin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Napkin Napkin Don Napkins Shirt Shirt Similar Shirts Similar Napkin
Sometimes I just feel that I was not more than a napkin that was used by others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A shirt's not just a shirt. It's the experience of what goes into that shirt. — Michael Bastian Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
There's not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown over the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I think hair gel was invented to make it easier to identify assholes from a distance. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
When someone describes themself as a taxpayer, they're about to be an asshole. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I like to go to concerts because I love to see my favorite band through the phone of the asshole who's standing in front… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Skiing is my favorite sport, because, that's the only sport that is actually better to watch the worst the person is at it. "That… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
THING TO TRY: If you are asked to describe a suspect to a police sketch artist, describe in precise detail, the features of the… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in a box.… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The only test of possession is use. The talent that is buried is not owned. The napkin and the hole in the ground are… — Maltbie Davenport Babcock Copy Share Image
As we're leaving the King's Arms Hotel after Sunday lunch, I watch a beautiful white dove walking down the wet road. A car approaches… — Antony Sher Copy Share Image
Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items is his… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a self-operating napkin.” — Rube Goldberg Copy Share Image
At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin. — Carmine Gallo Copy Share Image
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her tray. "And… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“... I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to… — François Rabelais Copy Share Image
“We were full of experiments and reforms, we were going to do without table napkins. Everything was going to be new, everything was going… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I had made.… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
![“[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.” quote by Laura Kightlinger](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f87/laura-kightlinger-24538_cities_on-living-in-new-york-city-i-m-oblivious_55113.jpg)
