Quote by François Rabelais

“Don't be a goose!”

— Margaret Mitchell

“Mustaches are not only fashion statements, but they’re useful for tickling vaginas.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What if my ambition is to sweep hair... wash dishes... and be left the hell alone.”

— Luke Cage

“There's nothing half so mortal as a grey goose feather.”

— George R.R. Martin

“The bastards who dommed you before needed rope, and duct tape. All I need is a firm grip in your hair, my lips this…

— Sai Marie Johnson

“How dare you, I repeat, in disregard of all decency, call me a goose?”

— Nikolai Gogol

“My legs, arms, torso, underarms, and parts of my eyebrows have been stripped of the stuff, leaving me like a plucked bird, ready for…

— Suzanne Collins

“Life can be full of dog hair, but then you get slurped! And, the dog hair doesn't matter.”

— Aya Walksfar

“In The Land of Poetry and Fighting, Efficiency rules the throne. I try to live here, so I shave my head because hair is…

— Cameron Conaway

“A bird in the hand is worth plucking, frying, and sticking between two bits of bread.”

— Edward Burns

“Everything good in the world has feathers and wings and claws.”

— Catherynne M. Valente

“The art of taxation consists of plucking the goose so as to obtain the most feathers with the least hissing.”

— Jean-Baptiste Colbert