Funny Quote by Suzanne Collins

“This will be a new amputation. You've been a part of my flesh, underneath all my skin. Your removal will bleed and leave me…

— Julie Berry

“I plucked one feather from my hood and left it on his forehead, for, his, head. For a souvenir, for a warning, for a…

— Max Porter

“I bit my lip and raised my eyebrows”

— Annie Jocoby

“When I watch roasts, I actually feel physically uncomfortable, like when I see a crow feast on a squirrel that has been hit by…

— Mindy Kaling

“I love what you’ve done with your hair. No doubt the whole bullseye on top of your head is fun for birds when you’re…

— Meghan Quinn

“He had a tattoo of a bird on his neck done by someone with an ill-formed notion of their appearance.”

— Cormac McCarthy

“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs at the…

— Amalie Silver

“This strange thing must have crept Right out of hell. It resembles a bird’s foot Worn around the cannibal’s neck. As you hold it…

— Charles Simic

“My brows shot past my hairline and probably landed somewhere in the back of my neck.”

— Dani Alexander

“I cut my face shaving, and all those little pieces of toilet paper stuck to my chin actually looked great with my butt chin.”

— Jarod Kintz

“I was hot so I gave myself a haircut. I then saw a bald man sweating, so I offered to tweeze his eyebrows. He…

— Jarod Kintz

“The stubble made me wonder what the hair on the rest of his body would look like, if there was any at all.”

— Vivian Arend