Quote by Mindy Kaling

“I watch a small tree squirrel, basking in the early morning sun, in my garden, and smile. No longer do I feel the urge…

— Bhuwan Thapaliya

“They tried shooting at the squirrels, and they wasted many arrows before they managed to bring one down on the path. But when they…

— J.R.R. Tolkien

“I felt like a chicken crammed into the same oven as the Christmas turkey.”

— Hiroshi Sakurazaka

“There was a horrible, erratic thumping in my chest, as if a large bird was trapped inside my ribcage and beating itself to death.”

— Donna Tartt

“Shoving hot bread up a roasting bird's ass & feasting on it seems like an apt celebration of colonialism.”

— Sherman Alexie

“Sometimes a person needs a story more than food to stay alive... from Crow and Weasel”

— Barry Lopez

“I yanked my arm out, and the cow looked back at me in disgust. And that’s when I realized that I no longer had…

— Jenny Lawson

“I kept telling myself: Cold roast beef. Cold roast beef. Cold roast beef.”

— Stephen King

“I love eating chicken with my bare hands. It makes me want to snarl at people, even more than usual.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“Do not be a coward! If you do, people will roast you like a chicken one day.”

— Anyaele Sam Chiyson

“There's a problem with wounded birds. Either they fly away from you one day, or else they never get better. They stay hurt no…

— Jodi Picoult

I have a theory, which is that the idea of a roast is to go to this forbidden, uncomfortable, almost performance-art-level shock place, but…

— Whitney Cummings