Quote by J.R.R. Tolkien

“In the far corner of the yard, two squirrels raced up a tree trunk, their little feet scrabbling frantically on the bark. He couldn’t…

— Tom Perrotta

“There’s a dead squirrel in every good poem.”

— Lisa Williams Kline

“They might as well have been trying to fit a squirrel through the eye of a needle.”

— Maya Bode

“When life gives you squirrels, your bound to be a little nuts!”

— Brenda Lochinger

“Then all at once there was a flutterment and a scufflement and a loud "Squeak!" The other squirrels scuttered away into the bushes. When…

— Beatrix Potter

“She held up the arrow again and threatened the bird. "You do anything, ignite a single spark, and I'm having Kentucky Fried Chicken for…

— Chanda Hahn

“If you had been up early and done a little every morning there would be no hurry now. I told you that, Rob and…

— Louisa May Alcott

“there are a large variety of robots that can work against squirrels,”

— Bill Adler Jr

“You have the survival instincts of a suicidal squirrel”

— Marguerite Labbe

“When I watch roasts, I actually feel physically uncomfortable, like when I see a crow feast on a squirrel that has been hit by…

— Mindy Kaling

“Nobody tried to follow me when I left the coffeehouse at ten, or at least nobody but some of the overweight so-called wildlife that…

— Robin McKinley

“Woods are grim places. Farmers shoot squirrels, crows, magpies, and hang them up on trees to warn Mother Nature to get it together or…

— Jonathan Gash