Funny Quote by Nikhil Saluja Download Open image “Napkin? I have two, They're called sleeves.” — Nikhil Saluja ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Funny facebook status Twitter Witty
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just feel that I was not more than a napkin that was used by others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There's not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown over the… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Don't touch my napkin. I do not want the server to pick up the napkin and put it on my lap. I know it… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I probably shouldn't say this but I collect little souvenirs from dinner events or ceremonies. It can be a small spoon or a napkin… — Stacy Martin Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I won't be tweeting this sunday. I have better things to do like bashing myself by following girls on streets. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I don't wanna discuss about it - People who want to discuss about it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Men and women shop differently. Men know what they want before they see it. Women don't know what they want until they see it. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I used to receive virtual smiles, sweet morning and night greetings. Now all I have is silence, and a blistered heart. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
