Quote by Mae West Download Open image “I've been in more laps than a napkin.” — Mae West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Sometimes I just feel that I was not more than a napkin that was used by others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to offend when… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and it is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Don't touch my napkin. I do not want the server to pick up the napkin and put it on my lap. I know it… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I'll sweep the floors. I've picked up napkins in the men's room. I'm not above anything. — David Duffield Copy Share Image
Keeping even the most humble talent wrapped in a napkin becomes the more reprehensible the greater the emergency. — Margaret Mead Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
“If I can't a man with a million dollars, I'll a million men with one dollar.” — Mae West Copy Share Image
