Guy Quote by Mae West Download Open image “The censors wouldn't even let me sit on a guy's lap, and I've been on more laps than a table-napkin.” — Mae West ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Guy Lap Let me Napkins Tables
Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin! — Mae West Copy Share Image
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Sometimes I just feel that I was not more than a napkin that was used by others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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I am one who leaves the table like a man, without putting back the chair or picking up the plate — Sandra Cisneros Copy Share Image
Reason was nowhere, time was an immovable object nailed high on the wall, except where the world kept shop. — Mae West Copy Share Image
I've been in 'Who's Who' and I know what's what, but it'll be the first time I ever made the dictionary. — Mae West Copy Share Image
In my long and colorful career, one thing stands out: I have been misunderstood. — Mae West Copy Share Image
A real farmer. He spent his childhood in the wheat, and his marriage in the hay. — Mae West Copy Share Image
Marriage? I ain't got time for a husband or child. All my life I've looked after myself as if I was my own child. — Mae West Copy Share Image
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