[On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
I received rejection letters for ten years (one on a napkin, written in crayon.) I had all my rejection notices stored in… — Janet Evanovich Copy Share Image
The only test of possession is use. The talent that is buried is not owned. The napkin and the hole in the… — Maltbie Davenport Babcock Copy Share Image
As we're leaving the King's Arms Hotel after Sunday lunch, I watch a beautiful white dove walking down the wet road. A… — Antony Sher Copy Share Image
Fletch then kisses me on the forehead before opening the cabinet under the coffeemaker to grab placemats and napkins. Retrieving these items… — Jen Lancaster Copy Share Image
“Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a… — Rube Goldberg Copy Share Image
At the dinner table, if you can't think of anything to say, sit quietly. Don't throw rolls, or chew on your napkin. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
The most exciting business ideas fit on the back of an airplane napkin. — Carmine Gallo Copy Share Image
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
I never use a napkin on my lap at a restaurant...because I believe in myself. — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
I still like paper books. Like, book is a flammable object. After you read it, you could use it to get warm.… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Potassium cyanide," says the talent wrangler as she leans over to pick up a paper napkin off the floor. "Found naturally in… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
...Why are all these masks winking?" Jason pointed around the room with his fork. The loremaster dabbed at his mouth with a… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“These napkins are more holy than righteous,” Mrs. Wapshot said, and most of her conversation at table was made up of just… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
I make napkins talk in restaurants, socks talk on car journeys. There is an awful lot of puppetry going on in the… — Nina Conti Copy Share Image
Nic's going to be an old maid," Michael said, giggling. "What?" she snapped. "How do you even know what that means? You're… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
Luxury lives in the finer details. It's a cloth napkin at a dinner table. It's a mint on your pillow before bed. — Iggy Azalea Copy Share Image
I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
My mother would organize huge parties for my elementary school classmates. To prepare, she would go back to the bakery in her… — Christine Quinn Copy Share Image
So precious a talent as intellect never was given to be wrapt in a napkin and buried in the earth. — Angelina Grimke Copy Share Image
The Department of Agriculture announced that it will ban six new strains of E. coli. Which explains why the hot dog vendor… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image