I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I'm afraid that my wife picked up a number of colorful expressions from the Yanks and such, Frank offered, with a nervous… — Diana Gabaldon Copy Share Image
Imagine censors that wouldn't let you sit in a man's lap. I've been in more laps than a napkin! — Mae West Copy Share Image
Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
All that changing of plates and flapping of napkins while you wait 40 minutes for your food. — Hugh Casson Copy Share Image
[T]hey stretch you on a table. Then they bid you close your eyelids, And they mask you with a napkin, And the… — William Ernest Henley Copy Share Image
The big success stories - Facebook, Zynga and Twitter - are leading to investing in ideas on a napkin, because no one… — Eric Lefkofsky Copy Share Image
For many years I wanted to be a rock star but of course that didn't work out. I did however write on… — Tommy Wiseau Copy Share Image
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage.… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
All great tasks test our motivation. It's easy to court ideas over beers and change the world with napkin sketches, but like… — Scott Berkun Copy Share Image
Herman Cain said he wants people to know that there's more between his ears than pepperoni and pizza sauce. He says there's… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I'd ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and… — Alexander Wang Copy Share Image
What we want, we have for our pains The promise that if we but wait Till the want has burned out of… — Fitz Hugh Ludlow Copy Share Image
Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New York lunch. The zenith, the Mount Whitney… — Raymond Sokolov Copy Share Image
Um, there's a girl meeting her friend,' he went on. 'Her friend is giving her an ice-cream cone. Oh-it's dripping. Huh. It,… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Dialogue is not just quotation. It is grimaces, pauses, adjustments of blouse buttons, doodles on a napkin, and crossings of legs — Jerome Stern Copy Share Image
During the course of the year a number of ideas just come up automatically. I could be walking down the street. Or… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
When we ever invited the beast to dinner he didn't come in and swipe the napkins and start taking notes on the… — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
I want to show you something,” I say. What?” He dabs at his lips with the napkin, and for a moment I’m… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
When you start a show, the plans are not set in stone. They're really mutable, cocktail napkin sketches. — Eric Kripke Copy Share Image
When you look at the sheer volume of paper usage in the U.S. alone, it's truly frightening: paper towels, toilet paper, napkins,… — Ian Somerhalder Copy Share Image
XML is not a language in the sense of a programming language any more than sketches on a napkin are a language. — Charles Simonyi Copy Share Image