[T]hey stretch you on a table. Then they bid you close your eyelids, And they mask you with a napkin, And the… — William Ernest Henley Copy Share Image
When we ever invited the beast to dinner he didn't come in and swipe the napkins and start taking notes on the… — Toni Cade Bambara Copy Share Image
“I looked around the cafeteria. There was a little paper product city set-up on one of the folding tables next to the… — Emma Rathbone Copy Share Image
“We were full of experiments and reforms, we were going to do without table napkins. Everything was going to be new, everything… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
Good?” Cam said. “Right?” I took another bite and nodded. “Well, I have a whole ton of them at home.” He stretched… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
“Professor Butts walks in his sleep, strolls through a cactus field in his bare feet, and screams out an idea for a… — Rube Goldberg Copy Share Image
Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
I had an American journalist say to me, "Is it true you wrote the whole of the first novel on napkins?" I… — J. K. Rowling Copy Share Image
During the course of the year a number of ideas just come up automatically. I could be walking down the street. Or… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
If you have a napkin, you need another napkin to receive back all the blessings you'll get. And you keep giving. Then… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
For many years I wanted to be a rock star but of course that didn't work out. I did however write on… — Tommy Wiseau Copy Share Image
The only test of possession is use. The talent that is buried is not owned. The napkin and the hole in the… — Maltbie Davenport Babcock Copy Share Image
Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know anybody: First take out the garbage.… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
So Stapes conducted a dinner for just the two of us, then informed me of a dozen small but important mistakes I… — Patrick Rothfuss Copy Share Image
What we want, we have for our pains The promise that if we but wait Till the want has burned out of… — Fitz Hugh Ludlow Copy Share Image
Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I swear, guys in groups are capable of the stupidest things." "Like war," Kellan says, heaping napkins and ketchup packets onto her… — Jay Asher Copy Share Image
“... I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world… — François Rabelais Copy Share Image
Nic's going to be an old maid," Michael said, giggling. "What?" she snapped. "How do you even know what that means? You're… — Alexandra Adornetto Copy Share Image
When planning your wedding you make so many decisions: 'Do I want this fork or that fork?' But in the end people… — Lara Stone Copy Share Image
“These napkins are more holy than righteous,” Mrs. Wapshot said, and most of her conversation at table was made up of just… — John Cheever Copy Share Image
My mom would take me to restaurants, and the first thing I'd ask for would be a pen and a napkin, and… — Alexander Wang Copy Share Image
Reservations and cloth napkins are really minor pinnacles in the high sierra of the New York lunch. The zenith, the Mount Whitney… — Raymond Sokolov Copy Share Image
“Trying to stay within my budget, I bought napkins instead of underwear. They’re not as comfortable to wear, but less likely to… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
There's not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
There are two good reasons to put your napkin in your lap. One is that food might spill in your lap, and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine;… — William Safire Copy Share Image
You gotta fight. You gotta get out the negative energy. Don't let it build up. You end up screaming at each other… — Adam Ferrara Copy Share Image
Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I want to show you something,” I say. What?” He dabs at his lips with the napkin, and for a moment I’m… — Brad Barkley Copy Share Image
The world doesn't go around on love between men and women. Lovers get very little done. But friends do. When you are… — Marie Dressler Copy Share Image
I was at the New York Film Critics Circle Awards one year - they called me up when somebody canceled two days… — Bill Murray Copy Share Image
What I've always wished I'd invented was paper underwear, even knowing that the idea never took off when they did come out… — Andy Warhol Copy Share Image
Crumb,” he said. “What?” A slight grin appeared on his face and then he reached out, without the napkin, and before I… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
As we're leaving the King's Arms Hotel after Sunday lunch, I watch a beautiful white dove walking down the wet road. A… — Antony Sher Copy Share Image
I find that a shirt is most similar to a napkin when I don't have a napkin. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a… — Pippa Middleton Copy Share Image
When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Why buy sanitary napkins from multinationals when we can make them at home and generate employment? — Arunachalam Muruganantham Copy Share Image
Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
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