Dinner Quote by Woody Allen

Creating jokes, sometimes it's the experience of life and it's also practice and most of the time writers' help me.

— Sunil Grover

People may think I'm trying something new by telling stories, but they're just jokes connected to give the illusion of stories. But really, I…

— Steven Wright

As a kid, I was always the jokester. I was telling stories at dinner and trying to make people laugh. I guess I've always…

— Wyck Godfrey

I can't write a joke. I could never write. I do a lot of stories and I call them stories, but they're just comedy…

— Ron Shock

What I usually do is tell funny stories from the road, many of which are, of course, unprintable. But I don't actually have a…

— Howard Dean

When I was little, I used to spend a lot of time making up stories when I was put to bed.

— Jane Hawking

I was always really creative and making up stuff.

— Lucas Cruikshank

I drew the same things that most boys drew - airplanes and cars and fire engines. Then later on I discovered comic books, and…

— Floyd Norman

My gift was in comedy. I found out I could make jokes. I could tell jokes. I could write them. So over the years,…

— Woody Allen

When I was a kid, growing up, I used to write a lot of stories.

— Eoin Macken

Believe it or not, I write on stage. I can't write anywhere else; I have to be in a moment. I also have to…

— J. B. Smoove

Writing and telling jokes is my favorite thing to do, and I want to be able to do that forever.

— Michelle Wolf