Favorite Quote by Michelle Wolf Download Open image “Writing and telling jokes is my favorite thing to do, and I want to be able to do that forever.” — Michelle Wolf ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Favorite Favorite thing Forever Jokes Want Writing
Creating jokes, sometimes it's the experience of life and it's also practice and most of the time writers' help me. — Sunil Grover Copy Share Image
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. I've got no plans to stop doing it. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
I love telling stories, telling jokes, making people laugh. Ive got no plans to stop doing it. — David Alan Basche Copy Share Image
Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it. When I'm… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
At this point in my life, I'm probably not gonna be able to stop writing because it's gonna help me be able to do… — PJ Harvey Copy Share Image
I don't really like to just sit down at a computer and write because that tends to be a little forced. Sometimes the funniest… — Tom Green Copy Share Image
You know how I know I'm white? I can cry myself out of a parking ticket. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Taking a night off from comedy to go on a date with someone I'm probably not going to like anyway sounds like the worst… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Honestly, I never really thought I'd be a comedian. But I did take an aptitude test in seventh grade - and this is 100… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I would love to be a dad. There are plenty of comedians who have kids. But they're dads. Being a dad is so different… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk, but you left with shampoo, candles, and the entire history of… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I did so many open mics. I would write jokes on Twitter constantly, and then slowly, over time, open mics turned into shows. If… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
It's one thing to be funny in a tweet. It is another to be funny for an hour. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The most useful information on CNN is when Anthony Bourdain tells me where to eat noodles. — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
I got a third-degree ankle sprain practicing long jump. I never fully recovered. That was my first heartbreak. I thought track was going to… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
That's why we should respect people: not for how pretty they are, for how useful they are. What would you rather have, a pretty… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
The thing that's frustrating about improv is that even if you have the best show in the world, it's over when it's over. You… — Michelle Wolf Copy Share Image
My favorite galaxy of all is called the Sombrero, NGC 4594. It's an amazing galaxy that is really two galaxies in one. — Sandra Faber Copy Share Image
My favorite job is the next one. Its such a gratifying experience getting to creatively keep trying something new and push things in a… — Roger Craig Smith Copy Share Image
My favorite event of the season is the Costume Institute Gala at the Met in May. To that I'll wear custom Vera Wang. — Stephanie Winston Wolkoff Copy Share Image
Harrison Ford has always been one of my favorite actors. I grew up with Han Solo and Indiana Jones, and 'Regarding Henry' is one… — Nolan North Copy Share Image
It's kind of hard to spend long hours trying to help people and then find out that the favorite game of the columnist is… — Bill Scott Copy Share Image
As far as vintage Champagne goes, I loved 1990; it's a great, great vintage. I bought a lot of 1990 Blanc de Blancs Champagne… — Robert M. Parker, Jr Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows. — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I like to watch the Fox News Network. I like 'Nightline.' I like to watch 'The Sopranos,' of course. That is one of my… — Erik Estrada Copy Share Image