Since I was a kid, I could make up stories, I could make up funny jokes and I could always do it.… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
After eating, an epicure gives a thin smile of satisfaction; a gastronome, burping into his napkin, praises the food in a magazine;… — William Safire Copy Share Image
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Most people, of course, spend their lives caring about the wrong things. The worry about South Africa or Nicaragua. They spend so… — Kinky Friedman Copy Share Image
I know I exaggerated things, now I got it like that. Tuck my napkin in my shirt cause I'm just mobbin like… — Drake Copy Share Image
If you have a napkin, you need another napkin to receive back all the blessings you'll get. And you keep giving. Then… — Maya Angelou Copy Share Image
The odour of Burgundy, and the smell of French sauces, and the sight of clean napkins and long loaves, knocked as a… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
Mr Earbrass stands on the terrace at twilight. It is bleak; it is cold; and the virtue has gone out of everything.… — Edward Gorey Copy Share Image
Do you girls have hope chests?' Lloyd asked. We certainly do.' I don't,' said Betsy. 'My husband and I are going to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Crumb,” he said. “What?” A slight grin appeared on his face and then he reached out, without the napkin, and before I… — J. Lynn Copy Share Image
The fundamental problem you have anywhere is when people think their lives and the lives of their children don't matter, they they… — William J. Clinton Copy Share Image
Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine) What? Afraid I’m going to spit in it, big boy? (Aimee) — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
We don't choose our talents; but we needn't hide them in a napkin because they are not just what we want. — Louisa May Alcott Copy Share Image
There's not a shirt and a half in all my company, and the half shirt is two napkins tacked together and thrown… — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Inspiration can show up almost any time, though I have yet to see anyone scratching out melodic ideas on a restaurant napkin… — William P. Perry Copy Share Image
Ever since I was a girl, I have written about one to five pages every day - on napkins, on scrap paper,… — Roseanne Barr Copy Share Image
I like things to be orderly. For seven years I ate at Bob's Big Boy. I would go at 2:30, after the… — David Copy Share Image
Now-what’s our game plan?” Coach Hedge belched. He’d already had three espressos and a plate of doughnuts, along with two napkins and… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
We are not to renounce our senses and experience, nor (that which is the undoubted Word of God) our natural Reason. For… — Thomas Hobbes Copy Share Image
When trying to seduce a woman, a writer says: 'I'm a writer', and scribbles a poem on a napkin. It always works. — Paulo Coelho Copy Share Image
Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That… — Jerry Seinfeld Copy Share Image
I'm glad they gave women the right to vote, but sometimes I'm sorry they have the right to smoke. Most women are… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
Why not collect and clean chicken wishbones in the run-up to Christmas, spray them silver and use each to pinch together a… — Pippa Middleton Copy Share Image
Back then, a few doilies and napkins were all that a lot of women had. In the little house where I grew… — Oprah Winfrey Copy Share Image
