Oral-sex Quote by David Sedaris Download Open image ““It's just a penis, right? Probably no worse for you than smoking.”” — David Sedaris ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Oral-sex
“Rather than you smoking a cigarette, the cigarette is really smoking you.” — Anthony Liccione Copy Share Image
“I have a cigarette for a penis. Except when I get sexually aroused it turns into a cigar. Would you care to hold my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“He put a cigarette between his lips and I was transfixed. Smoking was a filthy habit, but I’d never wanted to be a cigarette… — N.R. Walker Copy Share Image
“I hated smoking. The smell alone was enough to nauseate me. But right then, more than anything, I wanted to be that cigarette.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“You know, this is the first time in many years that I really wished I hadn’t given up smoking. It would give me something… — Gary Goldstick Copy Share Image
“So I guess it's okay with you if I smoke up too?" says Steven. "If you get breast cancer” — Jenny Han Copy Share Image
“It was as if someone admitted they went through all the bother and mess of sex only in order to smoke a cigarette.” — Jeff Lindsay Copy Share Image
“It’s good to know he’d prefer his cock in my mouth than a cigarette in his” — Lia Peele Copy Share Image
“Smoking can kill you, he said, and I replied: sounds better than being bored to death” — Chloe Thurlow Copy Share Image
“Plenty of animals had pets, but few were more devoted than the mouse, who owned a baby corn snake—“A rescue snake, she’d be quick… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“never fall asleep in a Dumpster, never underestimate a bee, never drive a convertible behind a flatbed truck, never get old, never get drunk… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“It was a father, one hand resting teapot-style on his hip, and the other - what would be the spout - formed into a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“A Japanese woman we’d met in Paris came to the apartment yesterday and spent several hours explaining our appliances. The microwave, the water kettle,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
One thing I like about the United States, and I kind of miss about the United States, is there's an election coming up here… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You have how many children in your family?" the teacher would ask. "I'm guessing you must be Catholic, am I right?” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Like most seasoned phonies, I roundly suspect that everyone is as disingenuous as I am.” — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
As a child I assumed that when I reached adulthood, I would have grown-up thoughts. — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“You just take and take don´t you? Out there with your thumb in the air—not a care in the world, just grabbing whatever you… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
In other parts of the country people tried to stay together for the sake of the children. In New York they tried to work… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
My boyfriend got me a computer three years ago. I'll admit it does make things a lot easier. When I was working on a… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.” — Allen Ginsberg Copy Share Image
“Ô, the wine of a woman from heaven is sent, more perfect than all that a man can invent.” — Roman Payne Copy Share Image
“Have you ever done it in a sauna" Marina asked. "It's even more exciting when it's hot." "And more debilitating, I'll bet." He laughed.… — Joyce Haber Copy Share Image
Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him. "Let me suck you off," she said. "Please.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Nowadays, you can do anything that you want—anal, oral, fisting—but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.” — Slavoj Žižek Copy Share Image
“I think these pipe-smokers oughta just move to the next level and go ahead and suck a dick. There's nothing wrong with suckin' dicks.… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“Oh, is my baby’s little pussy finally getting wet?” He put his hand on her knee. She tried to cross her legs. “Yes, and… — Lexi Blake Copy Share Image
“I want you,” she said. “Naked.” His nostrils flared as if he was soaking in the scent of her arousal. “Tally, honey, I can’t… — Nalini Singh Copy Share Image
“Tristan looked at me with pleading eyes, as though he could forget for one moment how I was programmed to respond to him—how even… — A. Violet End Copy Share Image
“My panties were still on but he didn’t let that stop him, nosing them out of the way and tonguing my sex, making low,… — Emme Rollins Copy Share Image
“You taste like sugar," he pants through a smile, still out of breath. "Somehow I doubt that. But I appreciate the thought.” — Addison Moore Copy Share Image
