Bypass Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “While I was gone, I had quintuple bypass surgery on my heart. Plus, I got a haircut.” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bypass Gone Haircuts Heart My heart Plus Surgery
My doctors were of one mind: unless something was immediately done, I had maybe six months to live. A quintuple bypass was suggested. Quintuple!… — Studs Terkel Copy Share Image
I had open heart surgery, exploratory surgery in my stomach, bilateral chest tubes... all this stuff. — Spencer Stone Copy Share Image
I was in end stage heart failure, liver and kidneys shutting down, and on an emergency basis they went in and planted a pump… — Dick Cheney Copy Share Image
Fifteen years ago tomorrow I had open heart surgery, a quintuple bypass surgery. Thanks to all of my doctors. Because of them, in 15… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I had a liver transplant, then I had a pacemaker put in, then I had a new knee put it, then I had a… — Jim Nabors Copy Share Image
In many ways I was lucky: my dad had a quadruple bypass in his fifties. When I had the heart stents, the guy who… — Paul Whitehouse Copy Share Image
I blacked out in a Rite Aid. The doctor told me my heart function was at 5 percent. I spent two months in the… — Amy Sherald Copy Share Image
I had the most expensive haircut you can get, and I was walking around with my hair in rollers backstage, and my hair still… — Kelly Cutrone Copy Share Image
I was in kidney failure. I ended up having a kidney transplant on my 21st birthday. — Amy Purdy Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Go into emptiness, strike voids, bypass what he defends hit him where he does not expect you. — Sun Tzu Copy Share Image
I try to be the clown and court jester and make people laugh. At the same time, you have people in the hospital who… — Richard Simmons Copy Share Image
If you try to live that which is past, that which IS will bypass you. — Jaggi Vasudev Copy Share Image
I'm 49, I've had a brain haemorrhage and a triple bypass and I could still go out and play a reasonable game of rugby… — Graham Lowe Copy Share Image
Many people bypass search engines altogether and still find what they're looking for online. These Internet surfers are using direct navigation. — Marc Ostrofsky Copy Share Image
I love England. In fact, they're getting to know me so well at Heathrow Immigration that this time I was able to completely bypass… — Emo Philips Copy Share Image
The ideal situation would be to bypass all of the drama and mayhem and just get the music right to the people. I'm confident… — Debbie Gibson Copy Share Image
We've been playing games since humanity had civilization - there is something primal about our desire and our ability to play games. It's so… — Jane McGonigal Copy Share Image
I went right to Chicago to do improv [after law school], but I wish I had gone, "Let me just bypass this law thing."… — Rich Fulcher Copy Share Image
Was I a perfect gastric-bypass patient? Yes. Was I a perfect gastric-bypass pregnant woman? No. I made a decision to enjoy my pregnancy... So… — Carnie Wilson Copy Share Image
Any housing solution that involves paying for industrially produced building materials and commercial building contractors is doomed to certain failure. If houses are to… — Hassan Fathy Copy Share Image
