A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy. — Joan Rivers Copy Share Image
My first five years, I missed a ton of games. I had elbow surgery twice; I had wrist surgery, knee surgery. — Mike Fisher Copy Share Image
I properly enjoy what I do, but I know it's not brain surgery. I don't take myself too seriously. — Kelly Macdonald Copy Share Image
What makes you think painting is any less difficult than brain surgery? — Christopher Willard Copy Share Image
Your muscles cannot get "longer" without some rather radical orthopedic surgery. — Mark Rippetoe Copy Share Image
Nutrition science is where surgery was in about 1650, you know, really interesting and promising, but would you want to have them… — Michael Pollan Copy Share Image
So much of my career was affected by injuries. Not just the well documented surgery, but the hamstring pulls and other things.… — Craig Bellamy Copy Share Image
I spent around Rs 25 lakh and went in for a plastic surgery at a Hyderabad hospital, and now I am the… — Sherlyn Chopra Copy Share Image
Comebacks are not at all easy. After a major surgery, the difficult part is to conquer the inner demons. It's all in… — Rohit Sharma Copy Share Image
I don't think there is anything wrong with cosmetic surgery at all. I think it's great. But I don't think it's alright… — Sharon Stone Copy Share Image
The hand issue I had throughout the India tour, and which eventually led to surgery, no doubt took people by surprise. — Jofra Archer Copy Share Image
Becoming the new feminine ideal requires just the right combination of insecurity, exercise, bulimia and surgery. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I wish America would spend even half as much time complaining about plastics in our oceans as we do about actresses' plastic… — Bette Midler Copy Share Image
A new study says by 2030 household robots will dominate every phase of our lives. The study says the No. 1 field… — Craig Ferguson Copy Share Image
Eventually, Americans would be stuck with government-run health care whether they like it or not. That's when the worst scenario would take… — Mitch McConnell Copy Share Image
John Kerry is recovering nicely after having prostate surgery. But the doctors did tell him it would be several months before he… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
I'm not saying being a comedian is brain surgery, but it is definitely - it's like being a carpenter. You learn how… — Denis Leary Copy Share Image
When cosmetic surgery is used to hold back the passage of time I think it's a bit dodgy. I've been at the… — Adrian Lester Copy Share Image
I don't have anything to hide. And for the record, I am not against plastic surgery. I believe that any woman that… — NeNe Leakes Copy Share Image
I went to see Dad in hospital after he had gone through one particularly grueling operation. I walked into the room where… — Rachel Joyce Copy Share Image
'Why do you think it is...', I asked Dr. Cook ... 'that brain surgery, above all else-even rocket science-gets singled out as… — Michael J. Fox Copy Share Image
If you go to a therapist, they say, 'Are you sure? How do you feel about your wrinkles?' And I say, 'I… — Isabella Rossellini Copy Share Image
Not only weight loss surgery is unnecessary but also it deprives human being a normal life. People after surgery would never be… — Subodh Gupta Copy Share Image
“Then the long nights, that were also days, in the hospital. And the long blanks, that were also nights. Needles, and angled… — Cornell Woolrich Copy Share Image
Assume that a surgeon has discovered how to do brain surgery, that he can do only one a month, that 1,000 persons… — Leonard Read Copy Share Image
Sure, I've gotten old. I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees... I've fought prostate cancer and diabetes. I'm half… — Red Buttons Copy Share Image
Each of us must come to care about everyone else's children. We must recognize that the welfare of our children and grandchildren… — Lilian Katz Copy Share Image
I try to educate people. I've told the hijra community that it's not about getting breasts or having sexual reassignment surgery. First… — Laxmi Narayan Tripathi Copy Share Image
I suppose nowadays it's all a question of surgery, isn't it? Of course the notion is beautiful, the idea of staying a… — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image