Able Quote by Dave Barry

“If you’ve ever grown zucchini, you know they all ripen the same day. You wait all of June and July for zucchini. August rolls…

— Gale Martin

Zucchini fritters arent a dish Im ever inclined to make. They take the watery, bland summer staple to an all-time low, shredding the squash…

— Sohla El-Waylly

While you can find zucchini in markets in most places year-round, allowing you to make everything from breakfast dishes like zucchini and onion frittatas…

— Marcus Samuelsson

The first zucchini I ever saw I killed it with a hoe.

— John Gould

Tomatoes and squash never fail to reach maturity. You can spray them with acid, beat them with sticks and burn them; they love it.

— S. J. Perelman

I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh.

— Clyde Edgerton

Only a new seed will yield a new crop.

— Maharishi Mahesh Yogi

I have been growing vegetables since I was a boy. When I was about 17 I was the only one of five children living…

— Monty Don

It is not all bad, this getting old, ripening. After the fruit has got its growth it should juice up and mellow. God forbid…

— Josh Billings

The vegetable life does not content itself with casting from the flower or the tree a single seed, but it fills the air and…

— Ralph Waldo Emerson

Keep the soil healthy and the bad seed won't grow.

— David Agus

As any gardener will tell you, the cycles of nature require patience...Even a fast-growing vegetable like a radish requires time.

— M. J. Ryan