Cooking Quote by John Gould

Last night we had three small zucchini for dinner that were grown within fifty feet of our back door. I estimate they cost somewhere…

— Andy Rooney

When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the oil would…

— Pat Cooper

“Westley shrugged. "Welcome to the middle of nowhere. I'm more likely to come home to find someone's left a pie on my counter than…

— Ryan Loveless

“Everyone, from almost every tradition, agrees on five things. Rule 1: We are all family. Rule 2: You reap exactly what you sow, that…

— Anne Lamott

“Zucchini, 1 medium NUTS/SEEDS Almond butter, all natural, if desired for smoothies Almonds, 1 bag whole plus 1 bag sliced Chia seeds Flaxseed, ground…

— Liz Vaccariello

So when I was tasked with developing a zucchini fritter recipe even I could love, I stole a trick from my mother's Bengali onion…

— Sohla El-Waylly

When I pass a flowering zucchini plant in a garden, my heart skips a beat.

— Gwyneth Paltrow

There is a tale...It tells of the days when a blight hung over our land. Nothing prospered. Nothing flourished. Not even zucchini would grow.

— Cameron Dokey

“Zucchini pasta with chicken and lemon," Melanie says. "I'm using whole-grain linguini, and the zucchini is shredded in long strips the same size as…

— Stacey Ballis

The trouble is, you cannot grow just one zucchini. Minutes after you plant a single seed, hundreds of zucchini will barge out of the…

— Dave Barry

While you can find zucchini in markets in most places year-round, allowing you to make everything from breakfast dishes like zucchini and onion frittatas…

— Marcus Samuelsson

“At age forty, he had more employee name tags than girlfriends, and he just started liking mushrooms and zucchini. If they’re fried, and covered…

— GLEN NESBITT

Zucchini fritters arent a dish Im ever inclined to make. They take the watery, bland summer staple to an all-time low, shredding the squash…

— Sohla El-Waylly

Since his mother died I have seen him steam a cucumber thinking it was zucchini. That's the kind of thing that turns my heart…

— Amy Hempel

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving…

— Jim Davis