Arrested-development Quote by GLEN NESBITT

“If a guy's into you? A cheeseburger deluxe is not going to scare him away. And if he's not? Ingesting all the greens on…

— Emma Chase

“There’s an organic grocery store just off the highway exit. I can’t remember the last time I went shopping for food.” A smile glittered…

— Becca Fitzpatrick

“I think I want a guy who eats vegetables. And who isn't so normal. He was just a muffin, you know?”

— E. Lockhart

“The only good mushroom is a cooked mushroom.”

— Carol Kendall

“No man wants to fuck a skeleton—and nibbling crackers and water like a prisoner of war at dinner isn’t attractive. It just makes us…

— Emma Chase

“Pete scoffed. “That ranch is a hobby.”

— Smith Henderson

“If you’re not a good cook by the time you’re our age it’s a serious character defect, and it means something bad, something ungenerous,…

— Claire Dederer

“On the scale of tomato to ketchup, my girlfriend is definitely a 57.”

— Jarod Kintz

“...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard comment).”

— G.M. Malliet

“It's all about the veggies.”

— Morgan Khiel

“He wasn’t fond of vegetables aside from corn on the cob, hated anything green unless it was a gummy bear, and basically had the…

— Jill Shalvis