Jello Quote by GLEN NESBITT Download Open image ““There’s always room for Jello,” my mom laughs. “Yeah, in the trash can.”” — GLEN NESBITT ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Jello Trash
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Put tattoos all up and down our thighs, do anything our parents would despise. Take uppers, downers, blues, and reds and yellows, our brains… — Joan Baez Copy Share Image
Nothing could be taken for granted. Women who loved you tried to cut your throat, while women who didn't even know your name scrubbed… — Toni Morrison Copy Share Image
...poking a lump of red Jello that jiggles outrageously, like a breast I once knew. — Sara Gruen Copy Share Image
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Everyone else is either asleep or having sex. I’ve been watching cable television and eating jello. — Stephen Chbosky Copy Share Image
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That's how it always is in the entertainment industry, your feet are always treading Jello. — Hedy Lamarr Copy Share Image