“You take off your glasses to try to appear more attractive, but then you can't see, and you're in love with a blurry girl.” — GLEN NESBITT Copy Share Image
“At age forty, he had more employee name tags than girlfriends, and he just started liking mushrooms and zucchini. If they’re fried, and covered… — GLEN NESBITT Copy Share Image
“My grandma administering the Heimlich is her at her most affectionate.” — GLEN NESBITT Copy Share Image
“You take off your glasses to try to appear more attractive, but then you can't see, and you're in love with a blurry girl.” — GLEN NESBITT Copy Share Image
“There’s always room for Jello,” my mom laughs. “Yeah, in the trash can.” — GLEN NESBITT Copy Share Image
