Arrested-development Quote by Michael Bluth

“I hope this isn't a real emergency, I only brought one bottle of vodka.”

— Tinsey-Ya Ya's

“Lauren leaned over and grabbed the bottle, pouring some into his glass. For a minute, they just sat next to each other in silence.…

— Priscilla Glenn

“But I’m not going to lie: it was bloody tough not drinking at all for nine months. The only thing that got me through…

— Ruth Ware

“There is only good vodka and very good vodka—there is no such thing as bad vodka.”

— Julian Barnes

“The drink you spilt all over me 'Lover's Spit' left on repeat My mom and dad let me stay home It drives you crazy,…

— Lorde

“See, vodka, that’s drinking. Beer—well, beer is just getting the inside of your mouth wet.”

— Tad Williams

“If this is the start of a better day, I haven't bought nearly enough vodka.”

— Dana Bate

“Michael: You seem more villainous than usual, Mom. Are you sober? Lucille: Michael, it's 8 AM! Michael: So, it's not that. Share on Facebook”

— Michael Bluth

“We grab handfuls of bottles and climb up onto the roof of the house. She stumbles and her foot slips into the gutter sopped…

— Kirsty Logan

“when you get to the bar, your friend stares at the menu and orders nothing, and you are forced to say, “Aren’t you drinking?”…

— Jami Attenberg

“I ripped through my closets for brandy.  Found four motherfucking bottles and poured them straight down my throat.  Double-stuff-fuck-everybody.”

— Christine Zolendz

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

— Jarod Kintz