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“The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn…” quote by Dave Barry
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“The obvious and fair solution to the housework problem is to let men do the housework for, say, the next six thousand years, to even things up. The trouble is that men, over the years, have developed an inflated notion of the importance of everything they do, so that before long they would turn housework into just as much of a charade as business is now. They would hire secretaries and buy computers and fly off to housework conferences in Bermuda, but they'd never clean anything.”

Dave Barry

About This Quote

Source Essay: "The Housework Problem", The New Yorker, 1995

He jokes that delegating housework to men for millennia would be absurd because they’d avoid actual chores.

In simple terms: Men would turn housework into a performance, not real work.

Key Takeaway

Don’t rely on gender stereotypes for household tasks.

Themes

gender roles humor social critique

Mood

sarcastic lighthearted

Type

satirical commentary

When to use this quote

  • family life
  • shared chores
  • gender equality

Key Concepts

Feminism workplace dynamics

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do stereotypes affect household labor?
  • What practical steps can families take to share chores?
A Different Perspective

Humor may downplay serious inequality issues.

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