“Girls are nothing to be afraid of, no matter the kind. Boys, on the other hand.” — Katie Heaney Afraid Copy Share Image
“There are the boys for whom the ink of a million glittery gel pens was spilled.” — Katie Heaney Spilled Copy Share Image
“because six-year-olds don’t have real interests aside from double Dutch and Pizza Lunchables.” — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
“Everybody who works in a coffee shop is at least a little bit hot.” — Katie Heaney Coffee Copy Share Image
“Apparently she didn't know about that abomination of the senses in which cute boys can hear you speak their names from literally… — Katie Heaney Senses Copy Share Image
“All I give are fucks. And it seems to me that it might be nice, on occasion, to get rid of some… — Katie Heaney Fucks Copy Share Image
“If there were one sentence that explained everything you feel right now, what would it be?” I thought about it for a… — Katie Heaney Right now Copy Share Image
“I'm not trying to be self-righteous about that, but I am literally the best friend a person could ask for and I… — Katie Heaney Best friend Copy Share Image
“There were a couple of times when I hung out with a boy I liked and he paid for me and we… — Katie Heaney Time Copy Share Image
“When I'd see him I'd look at him, then look away, then look at him again. I never got closer than twenty… — Katie Heaney Life Copy Share Image
“We talked just enough for me to know that I was basically in love, but not enough for me to know any… — Katie Heaney Cheekbones Copy Share Image
“Before we get started, do you have any questions or concerns you want to go over?" I asked. Joanna had always said… — Katie Heaney Concerns Copy Share Image
“Sex is not a wizard, whatever magical-seeming properties it might possess in its better forms. If your friend says to you, "You're… — Katie Heaney Friendship Copy Share Image
“I just had never occured to me to think that anything inherent to me was to blame for the things that went… — Katie Heaney Blame Copy Share Image
“In fact, I think that’s probably what the Bermuda Triangle is up to. It doesn’t mean to do any harm, and it’s… — Katie Heaney Bermuda Copy Share Image
“Guys who would make fun of girls for sexual inexperience are terrible people, and when girls do it to other girls it… — Katie Heaney Discrimination Copy Share Image
“There is an amazing number of questions that fly through a person's head when the person she's just made out with tells… — Katie Heaney Homework Copy Share Image
“She was saying she was sorry that she couldn’t always hang out when I wanted to, but that “when you get a… — Katie Heaney Alien Copy Share Image
“There must come a time, after you've been online dating for months or even years, when you feel your spirit leaving your… — Katie Heaney Dating Copy Share Image
“The problem with being, as I was then, and on some days continue to be, neither adventurous nor reclusive is that you… — Katie Heaney Friend Copy Share Image
“Roger that," he said. "No tweets, no grams, no carrier pigeons.” — Katie Heaney Tweets Copy Share Image
“I have a weird need to Google the heights of celebrities I have crushes on to make sure they are at least… — Katie Heaney Celebrities Copy Share Image
“Falling in love is totally unimaginable to me. I think maybe the best things often are.” — Katie Heaney Falling in love Copy Share Image
“Yogurt and drunk kissing—these are things that I, as a woman, feel I should be enjoying more.” — Katie Heaney Yogurt Copy Share Image
“What’s that you say? Coffee creates as many problems as it “fixes”? You just SHUT THE HELL UP.” — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
“It was because she was drinking a lot, choosing to do these things to be happy but never seeming all that happy… — Katie Heaney Choosing Copy Share Image
“My darling, patient friends tell me that I'm still single only because I'm picky, and because I haven't met the right person… — Katie Heaney Friendship Copy Share Image
“I mean, I always want everyone to kiss me, but I also don't want anyone to ever even think about trying any… — Katie Heaney Business Copy Share Image
“If you only ever like people you don't know and who don't know you, the ball is perpetually in their court. Only… — Katie Heaney Basketball Copy Share Image
“You always forget that it's impossible to grieve every minute of the day. You always forget that a mourning period can include… — Katie Heaney Grief Copy Share Image
“Maintenance of peaceful group relations is VERY important to us authoritative single people. It's because we care, and maybe just a little… — Katie Heaney Peace Copy Share Image
“I have always chosen my friends from a silent distance, picking them out after a short observation period and only then attempting… — Katie Heaney Chosen Copy Share Image
“Advice and support are hard things to give. It can be particularly difficult thing to do when you know (or not "know,"… — Katie Heaney Friendship Copy Share Image
“Why would I want to go out to dinner and a movie with someone I'm not completely crazy about... getting someone else… — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
“Something that is very hard to learn and accept about real life is that a lot of people, a surprising number of… — Katie Heaney Best friend Copy Share Image
