“I have a weird need to Google the heights of celebrities I have crushes on to make sure they are at least… — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
“Maintenance of peaceful group relations is VERY important to us authoritative single people. It's because we care, and maybe just a little… — Katie Heaney Peace Copy Share Image
“If you only ever like people you don't know and who don't know you, the ball is perpetually in their court. Only… — Katie Heaney Basketball Copy Share Image
“It was because she was drinking a lot, choosing to do these things to be happy but never seeming all that happy… — Katie Heaney Next day Copy Share Image
“What’s that you say? Coffee creates as many problems as it “fixes”? You just SHUT THE HELL UP.” — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
“I mean, I always want everyone to kiss me, but I also don't want anyone to ever even think about trying any… — Katie Heaney Business Copy Share Image
“My darling, patient friends tell me that I'm still single only because I'm picky, and because I haven't met the right person… — Katie Heaney Friendship Copy Share Image
“Something that is very hard to learn and accept about real life is that a lot of people, a surprising number of… — Katie Heaney Best friend Copy Share Image
“I have always chosen my friends from a silent distance, picking them out after a short observation period and only then attempting… — Katie Heaney Friendship Copy Share Image
“This is what I have held against boyfriends all my life: that they are the people who steal your best friends away… — Katie Heaney Best friend Copy Share Image
“Yogurt and drunk kissing—these are things that I, as a woman, feel I should be enjoying more.” — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
“You always forget that it's impossible to grieve every minute of the day. You always forget that a mourning period can include… — Katie Heaney Grief Copy Share Image
“Falling in love is totally unimaginable to me. I think maybe the best things often are.” — Katie Heaney Falling in love Copy Share Image
“Why would I want to go out to dinner and a movie with someone I'm not completely crazy about... getting someone else… — Katie Heaney Copy Share Image
