Housekeeping Quote by Joan Rivers

I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.

— Joan Rivers

Housework is like bad sex. Every time I do it I swear I will never do it again. Until the next time company comes.

— Marilyn Sokol

Housework never really bothered me... what bothered me about it later was that it was expected to be your life... when you're a housewife,…

— Alice Munro

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it

— Dopekidd

I'm a housewife: I spend far more time on housework than anything else.

— Annie Dillard

Housework is like cleaning fish. No matter how often you do it, it still stinks.

— Thelma Harper

Housework is what a WOMEN done that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it...

— Anonymous

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

— Evan Esar

Really, I don't like to do any household chores. There was a time when I loved to cook, but that was when I wasn't…

— Elaine Pagels

Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

— Erma Bombeck

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it

— Dottie Archibald

Housework can kill you if done right.

— Erma Bombeck