Dad Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.5 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Dad Funny fathers day Naps Remember Want
I think I would be a great dad one day, but I also like to nap way too much. — Scott Evans Copy Share Image
There should be a children's song: 'If you're happy and you know it, keep it to yourself and let your dad sleep'. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at… — Gordon Ramsay Copy Share Image
Some kids want drugs, some want alcohol. Honestly, all I want is a good nap. — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
When you're a dad you get guys who say 'I don't change nappies' but really and truly everyone changes nappies. — Dereck Chisora Copy Share Image
While trying to decide between a workout and a nap, my daily dilemma, my son woke up and made the decision for me. — Jenna Fischer Copy Share Image
One minute, you're dropping your teenage son off to a festival, and the next, you're changing a nappy, but I love the versatility and… — Ant Middleton Copy Share Image
That really is the best part of being a dad. You remember what's important in life. — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
I love how since my dad got laid off all he does is get drunk, sleep, get drunk, & bitch at me for always… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dad is a really surprising guy. Every time I think he's going to be useless, he ends up doing something amazing and saying exactly… — Clare Balding Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Grandma, please. It’s okay. Dad’s doing a great job. I give him kudos for at least being calm and rational, and not losing his… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
As a family, we all loved the Flyers. To me, rooting for the Flyers were how I bonded with my dad especially. — Adam F. Goldberg Copy Share Image
My greatest memories as a kid were playing sports with my dad and watching sports with my dad. — Mark Teixeira Copy Share Image
Here I am, 11 years old, and these grown men have to give it everything they have to beat me. In one part of… — Karch Kiraly Copy Share Image
I always remember what my dad told me when I decided to turn into an actor. He was emphatic that whatever I do, I… — Karthi Copy Share Image
My mom and dad had the relationship that I want, and they were teammates. They were always equal 50/50. — Becca Kufrin Copy Share Image
The child who ran weeping to you with a cut finger is now brought home, smiling gamely, with a broken collarbone and incredible contusions-… — Pam Brown Copy Share Image
My father was the role model I looked up. My dad was an entertainer, too. I patterned my life after him. He wanted me… — Tracy Morgan Copy Share Image
Most people are sensitized to animals through their cats and dogs, but for me it was a flounder. I used to go fishing with… — Dan Mathews Copy Share Image
I saw this anti-drug commercial that showed a kid smoking pot in his dad`s room with his friend. This kid finds a gun, the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
It's something he used to say when he was happy. It could be a very, very simple day. We might be sitting out on… — Jennifer Grant Copy Share Image
I talk to my dad all the time, he's more like my buddy than my father, and he's not happy that I use him… — David Spade Copy Share Image
