Being drunk Quote by Anonymous

My big brother used to come home drunk and he'd clash with my dad and I just didn't want that.

— Ryan Montgomery

Remember: What dad really wants is a nap. Really.

— Dave Barry

Dad, thanks for teaching me how to get laid off like a man.

— Anonymous

I called my dad to tell him I was gonna quit drinking and he told me don't be a quitter!..

— Anonymous

I work as my father drank.

— George Bernard Shaw

I was having a good time before, but you grow up after a couple years and realize, "I can't get drunk like this every…

— Mac DeMarco

I've never been a hands-on dad. I'm not ashamed to admit it, but you can't run a restaurant and be home for tea at…

— Gordon Ramsay

It's great being a dad. It's like anyone, if things aren't going well at work, and you go home and see your missus and…

— Andrew Robertson

When you and Dad fall asleep at 9:30pm, my sister and I can sneak out and have some actual fun!

— Anonymous

I really got to see my dad enjoy every day that he was working. Everybody should be able to have this much fun when…

— Tyler Ritter

I can be drunk until 6 in the morning, and then I don't have to show up to work until 14 hours later.

— Lewis Black

After hours on the pad nigga gotta get right , never got to see my dad cause they took his life.

— Aeezy