Cigar Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGARETTES CONTAIN FAT.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cigar Cigarette Cigarette smoke Fats Funny Humorous Ifs Said Smoke Smoking Smoking cigarettes Smoking cigars Warning Zero
We strongly oppose warning labels on cigarette packs for several reasons: first and foremost, warning labels may improperly imply that it has been scientifically… — R. J. Reynolds Copy Share Image
If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live. — Neale Donald Walsch Copy Share Image
The potential of a zero-risk is in every market, because eventually I think people will switch to these products as they become available. There… — Andre Calantzopoulos Copy Share Image
“Eight hours after putting out a cigarette, you are 97% nicotine-free. After just three days of not smoking, you are 100% nicotine-free.” — Allen Carr Copy Share Image
The same people who tell us that smoking doesn't cause cancer are now telling us that advertising cigarettes doesn't cause smoking. — Ellen Goodman Copy Share Image
Now the cigarette companies claim that they don't do that [ pay to have their product advertised in movies ] anymore, although it certainly… — Joe Eszterhas Copy Share Image
“The point to keep in mind is that you don’t lose fat because you cut calories; you lose fat because you cut out the… — Gary Taubes Copy Share Image
Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world. — Erich Maria Remarque Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters… — Bernie Mac Copy Share Image
Tobacco is the passion of honest men and he who lives without tobacco is not worthy of living. — Moliere Copy Share Image
When you're winning the grass is greener, the cigars are sweeter and the girls are better looking! — Mark Grace Copy Share Image
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth. — D. L. Hughley Copy Share Image
You can try to trick the people and come out wearing a fedora and a tuxedo but that's not me. I was born in… — Michael Buble Copy Share Image
And so the liberal tendency became a habit with Stepan Arkadyich, and he liked his newspaper, as he liked a cigar after dinner, for… — Leo Tolstoy Copy Share Image
I just smoked a Cohiba the other day. It was great. You have to appreciate everything that cigar is. — Daisy Fuentes Copy Share Image
Eating and sleeping are the only activities that should be allowed to interrupt a man's enjoyment of his cigar. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
If you'd asked me at 30 where I'd be during the Masters when I was 46, I'd have pictured myself on a boat fishing,… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
By the cigars they smoke, and the composers they love, ye shall know the texture of men's souls. — John Galsworthy Copy Share Image
A Hoyo de Monterrey double corona is my favourite Cuban since Desi Arnaz. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
