Cigar Quote by Dave Barry

We strongly oppose warning labels on cigarette packs for several reasons: first and foremost, warning labels may improperly imply that it has been scientifically…

— R. J. Reynolds

If you ever lit a cigarette in your life, you have very little will to live.

— Neale Donald Walsch

The potential of a zero-risk is in every market, because eventually I think people will switch to these products as they become available. There…

— Andre Calantzopoulos

Diets cause more statistics than cigarette smoking.

— Thomas F Shubnell

“Eight hours after putting out a cigarette, you are 97% nicotine-free. After just three days of not smoking, you are 100% nicotine-free.”

— Allen Carr

I guess you shouldn't smoke cigarettes and not eat.

— T. J. Lavin

The same people who tell us that smoking doesn't cause cancer are now telling us that advertising cigarettes doesn't cause smoking.

— Ellen Goodman

Smoking cures weight problems, eventually.

— Steven Wright

Now the cigarette companies claim that they don't do that [ pay to have their product advertised in movies ] anymore, although it certainly…

— Joe Eszterhas

“The point to keep in mind is that you don’t lose fat because you cut calories; you lose fat because you cut out the…

— Gary Taubes

Someone said to me once that a cigarette at the right moment is better than all the ideals in the world.

— Erich Maria Remarque

There'll be no smoking in the gas chamber.

— Jimi Hendrix