I started smoking as soon as I went on the stage. I'd make cigars out of the Morning World when I was… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A thing that has always baffled me about women is that they will saturate themselves with a pint of perfume, a pound… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Given the choice between a woman and a cigar, I will always choose the cigar. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
A cigar makers organization once said that I was the most famous cigar smoker in the world. I dont know if thats… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Television is where you watch people in your living room that you would not want near your house. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
Why would I want to join an organization that would encourage people like myself to become members. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
You're the most beautiful woman I've ever seen, and that's not saying much for you — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The only game I like to play is "Old Maid", providing she's not too old — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My favourite poem is the one that starts 'Thirty days hath September' because it actually tells you something. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
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