Comedy Quote by Dane Cook Download Open image “I've lived (in LA) for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't anymore.” — Dane Cook ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Knows Long Real
I've lived in LA for so long, I don't even know what is real and what isn't any more. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I live in Los Angeles, which is the youngest place - there's no history to Los Angeles. Everything's fake. — Ben Feldman Copy Share Image
Thank God I don't live in Los Angeles. I think if you're there the whole time it just gets out of proportion and you… — Sam Mendes Copy Share Image
Los Angeles is an uncanny place to live. It has many science fiction qualities. For example, when I'm standing in line at the supermarket… — Martine Syms Copy Share Image
Tell me, Do you feel the way I feel? 'Cause nothing else is real In the La La Land machine — Demi Lovato Copy Share Image
There's an uncanniness to living in Los Angeles, from the way you move through the city to the moments of feeling familiarity or deja… — Martine Syms Copy Share Image
L.A. just doesn't seem real to me. Chicago does. My real friends are there. It's home. — Chris O'Donnell Copy Share Image
When I first moved to Los Angeles, I don't think anyone knew what to do with me. — Jessica Chastain Copy Share Image
I've been in LA for 5 years now, and it's been very freeing creatively. — Deana Carter Copy Share Image
Some people give you that motivation to work harder simply to get the hell away from wherever they are. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Every great thing starts with an idea, followed by a doubt and finally a resolve to abandon or pursue. Victory is a treacherous journey. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
My real first job was delivering newspapers with I was 15. I would ride my bike around and chuck papers at people's houses. The… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
I do think I am funny, or I wouldn't be where I am today. I do think there is always room for improvement and… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you think your demeanor is mellow or not particularly charismatic, the material can life you higher. So write everyday, and get onstage or… — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
If you lie to a person at least tell someone else you've lied to the truth. It balances out your karma. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Trolls look for reasons to hate but really what they are mad at is the fact they are not included in anything ever. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
In school I was pretty quiet. Kinda shy until my junior year. But at home I was a freak. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes. — Dane Cook Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
