Humor Quote by Christopher Andrews Download Open image ““Russell looked as though he were in very dire need of a trip to the bathroom.”” — Christopher Andrews ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I slowed, just a little, one to save energy, and one to let Russell catch up sooner. I took a big breath and prepared. I knew what I wanted to do. But my body had to do it. I couldn’t hesitate because my back or my arm or anything else hurt. I risked a glance back, and Russell was almost… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share
“What do you see in him anyway?” “He doesn’t leave the toilet seat up.” I smiled bitterly” — Jayde Scott Copy Share Image
“Emma still had a lot to learn about me. The only place I went stag was the bathroom.” — Sara Shepard Copy Share Image
“I wasn’t on vacation. I was in the bathroom for an extended length of pee.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“After a quick glance around, he pulled me into the ladies' room and locked the door. Fantastic, another bathroom.” — Christina Lauren Copy Share Image
“You need a bath,” she whispered, wrinkling her nose. “Yeah,” he whispered back. He needed a bath, a haircut, and a shave, as well… — Madeline Sheehan Copy Share Image
“gazed blankly at nothing in particular. I knew that look. They were the Russells of the group.” — Bobby Adair Copy Share Image
“There’s an indoor toilet, he informs us (though, as we soon find out, this “toilet” is a terrifying open hole above the tracks).” — Christina Baker Kline Copy Share Image
“I woke up in my bathroom, startled. I had nodded off while pooping. Long goddamned day.” — David Wong Copy Share Image
“The bathroom. An ingenious idea. When we reached it, I turned to Noah. “I’m going to be in here for a while. You probably… — Michelle Hodkin Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
