Parenting Quote by Chelsea Handler

“Now picture the suspenders attached to a pair of sweatpants. This vision is what first led me to coin the term “camel balls.”

— Chelsea Handler

I used to wear long jumpers, but they made me look like a bag tied up in the middle.

— Darcey Bussell

So... the elephant says to the camel why do you have 2 boobs on your back? the camel replies that's a pretty stupid question…

— Ritu Ghatourey

Riding a camel was a challenge.

— Mukul Dev

Elephant; Hey Camel ... Why do u have boobs on you back? Elephant; *Giggles* Camel: Look who's talking, I'm not the one with a…

— Nishan Panwar

I was warned the camels can be nasty, especially the young ones. I was warned to give it a wide berth.

— Edward Herrmann

I have been agreeably disappointed in my idea of the camels. They are far from unpleasant to ride; in fact, it is much less…

— William John Wills

“Show a man too many camels' bones,or show them to him too often,and he will not be able to recognize a camel when he…

— Idries Shah

The camel is an ugly animal, seen from above. Its shoulders slope formless like a sack, its silly little ears and fluff of bleached…

— Freya Stark

A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying,…

— Norman Lindsay

“Show a man too many camels' bones, or show them to him too often, and he will not be able to recognize a camel…

— Idries Shah

the camels had strayed far in search of scarce grass. When collected, they displayed a fiendish ingenuity in throwing their loads and tangling themselves…

— Rosita Forbes